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Post by Toxic-Avenger on May 29, 2002 11:39:45 GMT -5
/\ Those are good ones. Most car commercials are great. I like the VW commercial where the the guy is behind the wheel and he's thinking he wished his car had all these features and they pull back and show his car in this leisurely spin on the ice.
Or the one where the guy parks his car and walks away. The a shopping cart is headed for it and he tackles the cart and you hear him off camera. "I'm okay."
Or the one where the guy is washing a black VW and another guy, the owner walkes out and sees it's his neighbor. "What are you doing?" He asks.
And the one where the guy is reading the owner's manual and he sees a cool feature he likes and pulls his wife outside to see. Then he turns the key and all the windows go down, then he turns the key again and one window goes up. His wife is bored and she leaves and he's standing out there alone. "Uh, honey?"
The Saturn commercials where the salespeople are too honest with thier customers. The customer brags how this car will give him favor with the women and the salesman says, "That's just a myth. What counts for a women is what's in here," points to guy's chest. "And what's up here." Points to guy's head.
Or the one where the customer is standing real close to the Saturn salesman and asks, "Anything else you want to tell me?" The salesman says, "Yes, you're about an inch away from my face and it's really freakin' me out."
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Post by Fyre on Jun 6, 2002 11:19:14 GMT -5
Okay, I have a new favorite commercial. And yes, it's another Geico one.
It's the one where they're having auditions, and you see the lizard going in for his, and on his way, he passes by the ex Taco Bell dog, and so the lizard says hello. And then the dog goes, "Oh great. A talking Gecko."
Okay, so I didn't explain it all that great, but if you saw it, you know what I'm talking about. I laughed for a good five minutes after it went off the air.
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Post by x n0ise on Jun 6, 2002 11:24:10 GMT -5
Hmmmm.
Has anyone seen that new brawny napkins commercial? I think that's hilarious.
There's a family sitting around a pinic table eating luch, and the daughter spills something, so the mother hands her a brawny napkin. Then the father goes, 'You think that needs a Brawny napkin? This needs a Brawny napkin!' and he shoves his face in his food.
Then the daughter spills something again and the father says, 'You think that needs a Brawny napkin? This needs a Brawny napkin!' and he jumps onto the picnic table and it breaks in half and the food flys everywhere.
I thought it was just hilarious. Bwaahaha.
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Post by Selina21 on Jun 6, 2002 11:25:39 GMT -5
Those are 2 cool commerials Toxic and Fyre I rember a Bubwizzer com it was soo flipping funny,but sadly they are not on show on the tv any more
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Post by Ms.Thang_Has-It-All on Jul 11, 2002 2:21:18 GMT -5
I like the new Snapple commercials. My favorite one is the one where they're looking through the hole in the girls locker room. And also the breakdance one.
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Post by Cassiopeia on Jul 13, 2002 12:58:55 GMT -5
^^^ That Snapple commercial was hilarious the first time I saw it. Now it just annoys me. A lot of commercials are like that, I think.
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Post by 1.gurl.revolution on Jul 24, 2002 15:07:48 GMT -5
^i know what you mean^.
i hate[/u][/i] all of the commercials where the people are trying to sell you a car, and then they say "oh, one more thing" and a little boy comes and says "zoom zoom". it gets to the point where i have to put the TV on mute! lol.
i love[/u][/i] the commerical where a little girl is sitting in front of a refridgerator and it starts leaking, and she moves aside, and she says "mommy, the 'fridgerator had a accedent!" she is so adorable!
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Post by ¤SassySteph0248¤ on Aug 7, 2002 18:32:04 GMT -5
^^I hate the stupid, "Can you hear me now?" commercial too! ^^I like the dell commercials too Last night I was watching emergency vets, and this dumb commercial came on at least twice every break!!! It starts with a dog sitting and this hand reaches out w/ a small bone then pulls it back and puts out a trombone, then a telephone and a big bone....the singing part went something like "Your dog doesn't want a small bone any more then he wants to play a trombone...in fact, if he could use the tel-e-phone *thats how he says it*, he'd call up and order this new Jumbone" It's so annoying and it gets stuck in your head!!!! And the dudes voice is all girl-ish lol My favorite right now is a car commercial *I forget what car, but neway..* the ppl in the car are dancin and the background is playing that song by dirty vegas, Without you, I love that song, so thats why I like it ;D
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Post by Toxic-Avenger on Aug 8, 2002 12:35:10 GMT -5
/\ The Mitsubishi Eclipse.
<<Now it just annoys me. A lot of commercials are like that, I think. >>
Funny how that works. Some commercials are great for the first two seconds then you can't hit the remote fast enough.
I dunno, I like that song they use in those Mazda commercials. "Zoom zoom zoom, ya zoom zoom zoom, ya zoom zoom zoom. Ye-yeah . . . . " Yea mon!
"Can you hear me now? Good. Can you hear me now? Good. Can you he--SHUT UP!"
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Post by RebDoMINe on Aug 8, 2002 23:15:51 GMT -5
I like the Progressive commercials. Like, the one where the lady is at the Instant Voodoo website and keeps screwing with an online voodoo doll of her cheating boyfriend. Heh, I think it's really cute. I hate those commercials where the guy goes around saying, "Can you hear me now?" I guess it was some cheap shot at humor, but they are NOT FUNNY I also love those Pentium commercials (they haven't aired for awhile, though) with the aliens who find the Pentium IV chip. I think those are adorable...I wish all TV looked like that. And finally, I cannot STAND those Blockbuster commercials. I love cute animals as much as anyone else, but they annoy the flipping hell out of me. I'm the only one that doesn't think they're adorable, though. I mean, I really don't want to see a guinea pig shaking his butt, telling his rabbit friend to "shake what your momma gave ya!" Although, the one where he's pretending to be a movie star is a little cute. Ah, I almost forgot my new favorite (or one of them, anyway). At first, I thought it was the most pointless thing in the world, but now I think it's really funny. The Home Depot commercial, where the little boy is sitting outside on a ball being really weird, and the neighbor asks where his dad is. "Oh at some birthday bash. Bladoobadoobadooba...think it's Home Dee-poe!" And then he turns around and the guy is gone. Okay, it's kinda dumb, but the little boy is so cute, and it cracks me up how he says it. I hate most car commercials, though I used to like those Kia ones. I thought they were cute, but then they stopped being funny. Okay, I just HAD to edit again. haha, an above poster said she liked the Brawny commercials...I think the one with the chubby little boy eating chicken is cute, but I can't stand the one where everyone's trying to make a big mess so they can use the napkin. Besides, I felt bad for the little boy who asked for a napkin. His mom just snapped at him and said, "YOU don't need a Brawny napkin, you need a REGULAR napkin. Now a mess like THAT needs a Brawny napkin." haha, I just think it was evil... Heh, I think this is my fifth edit. I really need to read the thread FIRST, then post. Anyway, I love (they were mentioned on here) those new Snapple commercials. They're just funny. I have no idea why, they just are. I don't know why I felt the need to make this known, haha.
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Post by It's~A~Nova on Aug 10, 2002 3:15:25 GMT -5
I don't remember what product it's for but I really like the commercial where the guy is running away from the chicken and he ends up outsmarting the chicken by climbing up a wall.
And I also like the one where (it's for underware) where it's just a guy in a room dancing like a freak in his underware. It makes me laugh!
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Post by Toxic-Avenger on Aug 12, 2002 11:13:12 GMT -5
<<he ends up outsmarting the chicken by climbing up a wall.>> I think that's a Nike ad. I like the Progressive ads too, like the one where the parents are all upset that their daughter got a new peircing and the mother says, "And you didn't even shop around for the best price, I thought we taught you better than that." And the girl's father points out that the son/brother got his best price. The other Progressive commercial when the plumber comes into someone's flooded-out apartment and the guy says, "We had to shop around and get the best price." Why does every commercial in a park always show some older person doing tai-chi? I like the commercial for some candy where a little girl is placing the candy on a bald guy's head to make a target for birds. Okay; someone needs to explain these commercials to me. For those that have seen them and know what I'm talking about, it's for Church's chicken. These are animated commercials. What's with the faceless detached spots for heads that are a mile too small for the body. And yet these "spots" can drink and eat and somehow get food to the rest of the body. What, were the animators too lazy to draw heads or is there something we're supposed to interpret?
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Post by RebDoMINe on Aug 12, 2002 18:31:53 GMT -5
^^^I love that Twizzlers commercial.
I think that's mostly because the little girl is Scarlett Pomers, and she was an actress on Voyager ;D
I love the one where the guy is taking the Twizzlers and pretending to be his boss.
"Stop laughing! You're fired, you're fired, I'm fired, my moustache is fired!"
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Post by Toxic-Avenger on Aug 16, 2002 8:42:02 GMT -5
<<I think that's mostly because the little girl is Scarlett Pomers, and she was an actress on Voyager >>
The girl with the three points on her forehead? She's also on WB20's Reba.
What is it about phone service commercials? They're all stupid but the reigning king of irritants is "Call 1-800-C-A-L-L-A-T-T. Carrot Top irritates and bothers me and the stacatto, "call1800callatt just runs up my spine.
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Post by blakmagik_woman on Aug 16, 2002 9:30:25 GMT -5
i like the mountain dew one where the guy forgets his dew and he remembers inthe car (i thinki ts a firebird) and does this like big ass stunt so he could get there b4 the guy drinks its the guy's so hot plus theres crawling in the dark on
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