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Post by x n0ise on Apr 9, 2002 11:26:32 GMT -5
I really wasn't sure where to put this...so I guess it belongs here.
Anyhoo, Jack Handy is a comedian if you didn't know. I think he's awesome. But then again, I have a really strange sense of humor(runs in the family). None of my friends think he's funny..ah, well. ;D
Have any of you heard of him or like him?
~It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at the Marineland says, "You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish." Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up.~
~If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes your heart sink is when you look in, and there at the wheel is Captain Termite.~
www.ffni.com/~gsell/deep.html
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Post by Ich Liebe Rammstein on May 15, 2002 18:44:20 GMT -5
;D ......lolZ,Ive heard of him before,I bet if I saw a pic of him,Id know for sure,but that 1st one was funny,lolZ...Hey the 2nd one is in your siggy,like wow,lolZ...... ~~~~~~Heather,(Edward Furlong,Mike Shinoda,Chester Bennington,KidRock & Joe C. LOVER!!!!!! Linkin Park RULES!!!!!!)  ;D |
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Post by x n0ise on May 25, 2002 19:33:37 GMT -5
Man, I guess I'm the only one who likes him....haha...hey, I'm weird, what can I say. |
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Post by tay on Aug 22, 2002 12:55:55 GMT -5
I like him! He's funny. I've always thought he was pretty funny. And then one night, when I was sleepy, I came upon a whole bunch of his quotes.
'Next Thanksgiving, here is a fun trick to play: When mashed patatoes and turkey are being served, take some of both. But hide your turkey under your mashed patatoes. When your family asks "Don't you want some turkey?" pull the turkey out from under the mashed potatoes and yell, "I tricked you!!"'
Ahaha... ;D I don't know, there's just something about that, like it's not that funny, which makes it even more funny. Sometimes things are like that.
Anyway, I think he's funny.
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