Post by Toxic-Avenger on Mar 8, 2002 22:03:12 GMT -5
Actually this guy got the job at a McDonald's because he was so funny and honest.
SEX: Not yet, still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever is available. If I were in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovits style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSTION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and Post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE FOR WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're more suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? If I had one, I wouldn't be here.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN RECOGNIZED OR RECEIVED AN AWARD? I may already be a winner in the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes.
He got the job.
SEX: Not yet, still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever is available. If I were in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovits style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSTION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and Post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE FOR WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're more suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? If I had one, I wouldn't be here.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN RECOGNIZED OR RECEIVED AN AWARD? I may already be a winner in the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes.
He got the job.
