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Post by LisaRocksYourWorld, yo on Jul 4, 2002 15:42:58 GMT -5
N: *Makes wierd sound* Me: Dude, you sound like a duck having an orgasm! R: No, this is his orgasm sound: WEE BOO WEE BOO WOOF WOOF WOOF! ARF ARF ARF! *howls* HUBBA HUBBA *screams, makes siren noises*
Anne: Dude, Lisa, you and N should go out. Me: Shut up, or I'll kick you in the nuts. N: *starts laughing*
Me: I'll pay you five bucks if you tell J you enjoy wearing womens underwear. S: No. R: I'll tell him that... For free! Dude, I'm wearing a thong!
(In geometry tutoring, me being the only one who could comprehend what we learned) Teacher: Do you all understand? Me: Yes. Everyone: No! Me: Well, I am like a human sponge. SHHHHLURRRRRP.
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Post by It's~A~Nova on Jul 4, 2002 17:12:06 GMT -5
Mana~F**ker!
Me~You brought her! (devilish smile)
Mana~Well I'm not walking her home!
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Post by LittleGreenDream on Jul 16, 2002 0:27:42 GMT -5
I got another one Cansas~ "Maybe I should take up prostitutenism" Kelly~ "You mean prostitution?" Cansas~ "Yeah, that would be the one
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Post by Michaelangelo on Sept 4, 2002 20:44:04 GMT -5
Me: "Whoa, Kohen doesn't come up to Kevin's dick anymore!"
Me: "Okay you guys, let's get on the elevator." Berto: "Or we could go down the [up-going] escalator again...double-time!" Everyone: "How 'bout no?" Love, ~Mike
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tam
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Post by tam on Sept 11, 2002 13:47:29 GMT -5
So we are not the only ones who 'MOOOO!'
Caz: Here comes the horny moo, Moooo! Don: Moooooo! Caz: Try it Tam Tam: moo... Caz: No man, Moooooo! Tam: moo? Caz: whatever, you sound like a cow that needs anti-depression capsules!
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Sam: Kelly you never eat! I think you're gona get Emphiseimia (or something like that, I can't remember)
Tash: No man Sam, Anerexia! Ephis...(whatever) is a lung disease. kelly, I hope you don't smoke!
Kelly: No Tash, I don't think so
Tam: Yeah, but if she heard that it'd make you loose weight then you would hey?
Kelly: Yeah, of course!
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Tash (our dancing teacher by the way) : Then it'd go *puts finger up in front of face* everyone, we have an emergency!
Someone: ....Beee Baaaa Beee Baaaa!
Class: HA HA HA HA ....
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Maths teacher: and you errect the line there... *notices boys are laughing about something a the back*
what's so funny boys, there's nothing wrong with the errection of a line... there's nothing wrong with the errection of anything!
(we've always wondered what he's thinking about...)
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~Sequel to the moo-ing~
Caz: what about a cow giving birth! Moooooo! Don: Yeah, and Moooo muuuush from the doctoors
Tam: What? Isn't that what reindeer say? Mush! on vincent, on dancer on prancer and stuff
Caz: No! I think you're in the wrong movie, dear!/deer (I'm not sure which she meant)
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Post by It's~A~Nova on Sept 13, 2002 22:03:51 GMT -5
Lauren~Whoa!!! Me~Weird!!! Lauren~Cool!!! Me~Sweet!!! Lauren~Wow!!! (continue until someone tells us to shut up...)
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You wanna ride my tractor?
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I'm going to deck you in the face!
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Person 1~You're all conformist sheep! Baaa.... Person 2~I make my own sheep noise. Oink!
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Post by RebDoMINe on Sept 22, 2002 15:34:22 GMT -5
This was actually my own stupid quote.
MJ: That CD made you FALL ASLEEP?! Me: Nope, I was already half asleep when listening to it. MJ: Oh, okay. I love that so much. It's such great music, it feels good all over. Me: Yeah, it's like an ear orgasm. MJ: hahahaha, a what?! Me: An ear orgasm. I decided that's what it sounded like last night. MJ: You're strange. Me: Shut up. Ear orgasms are good, right...I mean, it's like, an eargasm. I'm a genius. Eargasm!
Heh, I'm kinda strange sometimes.
Here's one from awhile back, when my old friend Kim had a question during class.
Kim: Pssst, Tiff, come over here a minute. This is going to sound really dumb, but...and don't laugh, I swear to god I'm not kidding...how do you spell 'it'? Me: Spell what? Kim: It. Me: It what? Kim: Just the word it!!!!!! I can't remember how to spell that word!!!!
And from my best friend:
"You Jewish monk whore of a ninja hacker!!!!!!"
hehehe, I always burst out laughing when she calls me a Jewish monk.
And my last one, a conversation with a guy named Matt in my journalism class.
Matt: Yeah, truckers are really mean. They purposely swerve off the road to hit cats. They keep score and stuff. Me: That's really fucked--er, pardon my French--that's really cruel. Matt: Psh, yeah, almost as cruel as the time I tried to run over my little brother with the tractor. Me: Does that just scream, "I live in the country," or what?
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Post by x n0ise on Sept 22, 2002 17:32:17 GMT -5
Ash: Do you like the name Xavier? Me: No, I like the name Noelle. Ash: But do you like the name Xavier? Me: I TOLD YOU, I like Noelle. (time passes...) Ash: I want to go look up kids names. Me: Yeah, and I want to have 592357256259823 kids just to give them their names!
....Ok...so that sounded weird, but it was an inside joke.
Ash: Do I look good? Me: Words can not describe how dang SEX-AY you are! You are still my SEXI MAMA! Ahh-oww! Woo-hoo! Sexi thang in da house!
Once again...an inside thing..ok...so a lot of these are insides.
Me: KEV! K: HERMY! Me: Sup, G-dawg? K: Numfrum...frolotta fro? Me: Youa maka noa sensea. K: I ate sensea fora breakfast.
Buahahha.
Me: I swear to gawd...one of these days I'm going to run off with that damn Pig of Ignorance! Ash: Then you better run like hell.....Maddox loves that Ignorant Pig!
Haha.
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Post by Shrubby on Sept 22, 2002 17:54:02 GMT -5
#Mr. Fitch looks like a chicken nugget. -He actually does. #I like the ones shaped like socks. -With the points at the top? #No. Those are the Germany ones.
#You know, I wish I could warp places. Like, "burrrrrzup!" and I'd be there immediately. -Nuh huh, that's teleporting. Warping is like "shurrrurrrurrrp". #No, teleporting is- -Shut up, I refuse to argue with you on this because that would be really geeky.
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Post by RebDoMINe on Oct 6, 2002 21:03:09 GMT -5
^^You're both wrong. Warping is like, "psssshoo!" and teleporting/transporting is like, "weeeeeooooooooeoeoeoeoeoooooo"
Watch Star Trek.
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Post by x n0ise on Oct 7, 2002 22:38:22 GMT -5
R. Do you own any......exotic underwear? Me. Well what would you call 'exotic'? R. Easy access panties.....you know...
Sorry...that was just a REALLY FUNNY moment.
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Post by It's~A~Nova on Nov 2, 2002 0:35:24 GMT -5
Jess~This isn't working.
Me~Well rub it down and then put it back in.
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Post by x n0ise on Nov 10, 2002 20:41:40 GMT -5
A: Hii, dis is Saaamm! Me: No! You hafta be more outgoing! A: HIIIIII!!! DIS IS SSSSSSAAMM! Me: No, no! Be in da middle. A: Hi, dis is Samm!
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Me: My na-name....is CarLA Tate!
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H: Yo, brotha! Homeboy, homeslice, my G-dawg.......what's yo name? The kid: Jeremy. H: Well, brotha....I like black names. Yo name is Jerome now!
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H: Yo name is SHH-NAY-NAY!
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T: Hey Vanilla frand! Me: Hey Chocolate frand!
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Me: *sings* I have have friends that're nice-n-chocolatey... A: ...I like to eat'em when I am hun-gerr-ey! *sings*
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malsetsfire
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this is getting over you
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Post by malsetsfire on Dec 30, 2002 3:47:09 GMT -5
"Tristan, you're a dictator, not God."
"Where's the Pacific Ocean?"
"Did you guys notice that we all have like...names?"
*Lis sitting at a table talking to herself and making motions with her hands* Alex: Uh, Lis...what're you doing? Lis: Huh? Oh...I was teaching a class on shapes in my head.
"Don't look at me like I'M the weird one!"
Me: Both of us losers...home on a friday night! Laila: Well I have an excuse. I didn't want to go out.. I wanted to stay home an "recuperate". Me: From your sickness. Laila: Exactly. Laila: Not my perverted sickness Laila: My flu sickness
Annabelle : yes....but my memory is about as reliable as....um....a wet monkey Annabelle: (they're not very reliable) Annabelle: (Never trust one with your car keys...I lerned that lesson the hard way...)
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Post by x n0ise on Jan 1, 2003 23:22:03 GMT -5
R: I'll come in your room and I'll stay in the corner, tuck you in at night, tell you bedtime stories, give a goodnight kiss (if you behave...lol...j/k) and make sure the monsters dont come get you. H: Aww, you romantic! R: I know, I am a romantic. H: OMG, REALLY? ME TOO! R: Yeah, only I don't think your parents would allow that, I have raging hormones... H: Probably not, I have raging whoremoans too, but who says they have to know.... ----------------- Okay, so that inside joke is a really sweet inside joke. *melts*
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