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Post by Spazmatikal on Jun 6, 2002 22:40:33 GMT -5
"whoopie goldberg has no eyebrows!"
"dolphins hear with their teeth!"
"i am the voice of logic and reason."
"oh my God, we have the same left hand!"
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Post by x n0ise on Jun 6, 2002 23:41:04 GMT -5
'Haven't you gotten close enough to her neck? Or was that a secret you're telling it?'
'Only married couples drive vans!'
'I'm your maid of honor' 'Uh...excuuuse me?'
'Tuna.' 'Kari's middle name is Starkist!'
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Post by iNsAnE.cAnAdIaN on Jun 8, 2002 23:36:06 GMT -5
I think that I have a quote that my friend said that tops them all ;D ( "d" is the one who was funny): D-"Hey guys, guess what! I can read minds!" E-" Oh, yeah I bet " D-" No, seriously, Im belimic!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Its still funny!!
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Post by x n0ise on Jun 10, 2002 21:46:07 GMT -5
'No more Demonic Pop for you!'
'Cheeeeeeeeeeeeese, please!'
'I'm the Swiss Miss...so don't diss the cheese, please!'
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Post by FizzySodaPop on Jun 17, 2002 0:58:35 GMT -5
'Stop with your bacon seizures'
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Post by x n0ise on Jun 17, 2002 2:58:12 GMT -5
'One time...at flute camp...'
'You know the movie, Saving Silverman? You guys remind me of the cou..'
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Post by tam on Jun 26, 2002 13:04:03 GMT -5
We weren't listening... "I fell off a horse." "What! You filed for divorce?!" "Eeeeeescusssse ME!"
"Don't you snap your fingers at me! I'll slap my face in your hand!....what?! no that's not what I meant."
"Yeahhh! Maybe you should leave, your tits are too big, you make us look bad!"
My friend Caralynne starts shaking if she doesn't eat so we turn up at someone's house and say, "Sorry, we forgot to feed Caralynne!" And they won't let her in the kitchen!
You know when the bottom of your shoe starts coming off! well that happend to my friend and she goes: "well, talk to the shoe cuz the face just don't wanna hear it"
I guess they're not that funny but I can't remember the ones that had us in stitches.
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Post by LittleGreenDream on Jun 26, 2002 17:51:59 GMT -5
Most of these are inside jokes, mainly a you had to be there thing.... "I was looking at his butt, and I realized, it wasn't Rayna"~Megan. (I don't think she had any idea what she said. But me and this one guy in our school have the same jeans, and she was telling her mom about one day when we showed up at school and we were both wearing the same jeans and same shirt. I don't even know what she meant by what she said, but it made it sound like she was trying to look at my butt, then was dissapointed when she found out it was a guy's. ) "It's a bird!!"~Megan (We were up for like 4 days strait. When you stay up that long, almost every single thing is funny to you. Well, we were trying to be quiet cause her mom was asleep in the next room. She farted, and it made a really weird sound. She just looked up at the ceiling and started looking around when she said it.) "Mom, when you die, do you want to be burried or cream-filled?"~Sean (This was when he was like 12 or 13, and he thought it was cream-filled instead of cremated) "My God! Mike! Out your damn pants back on!"~ Jessica (Her brother's friend is a little weird and likes to get naked a lot. He walked in while we were watching TV, and he was totally naked.) My friends have said a lot of stupid things, but I can't remember them right now...
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Post by SunShine on Jul 1, 2002 3:56:04 GMT -5
Here's a instant message conversation:
Yesterday's News says: *gasps* You said the "d" word!!! Katie says: did I? Katie says: OMG! Yesterday's News says: Katie says: that was totally out of fucking charactor! Shit man.... Katie says: lolk Yesterday's News says: oh my fucking god, you keep on fucking swearing! Damn, you're going straight to hell, man! Katie says: must pray for forgivnessmust pray for forgivnessmust pray for forgivnessmust pray for forgivnessmust pray for forgivnessmust pray for forgivnessmust pray for forgivnessmust pray for forgivnessmust pray for forgivnessmust pray for forgivnessmust pray for forgivness Yesterday's News says: lol Katie says: Ahhh SHIT! Yesterday's News says: mother FUCKING shit! Katie says: I don't want to fucking go to fucking hell. Katie says: FUCK! Yesterday's News says: i wonder what my mom would think if she walked in right now and saw this conversation...fuck, that would be embarrassing! Yesterday's News says: I'd be in mothe fucking deep shit! Katie says: hell ya! Katie says: me too Katie says: ahh fuch Yesterday's News says: fuch Katie says: fuck Yesterday's News says: I like it... Katie says: thats my new word Katie says: I'm literally laughing out loud Yesterday's News says: as of just bearly or has it been it for a while? Yesterday's News says: I'm laughing out loud silently... Katie says: cause that made sense Yesterday's News says: if that makes any fuching sense Katie says: fuch yeah! Yesterday's News says: fuch, next time my friends hear me swear and stare at me, I'm going to swear up a fuching storm! Katie says: hell yeah... or fuch yeah!
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Post by tootrickyforyou on Jul 1, 2002 4:00:06 GMT -5
you fuching put that up! ;D
Katie says: I am fuching glowing! I;m fuching sunshine! Shit man. Katie says: now your fuching glowing Yesterday's News says: I'm fuching laughing my fuching ass off! Katie says: fuch yeah
Braught to you by Katie and Nichole *bows* NOW who's fuching glowing??
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Post by SunShine on Jul 1, 2002 4:55:41 GMT -5
I should have copied and pasted our fuching conversation in the singles chatroom. Then we both would fuching glow.
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Post by horsesalltheway on Jul 4, 2002 12:51:43 GMT -5
~Moo. -NOooo no. You gotta put a lil more effort into it.... Try it like the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
~Can you hug my friend? -No. (walks off)
~Wanna buy me a pop? -No. (buys pop and gives it to Shell)
~"Fanny dooly likes...." -ME! And hates you. =I wonder why that is?!
~(sharan pretending to be a pig) Ya and then I roll in the mud..... -And then it stains you... ~That's why I'm brown ya dumbass! (^^^that was hilarious, Sharan is brown and it was just FUNNY)
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Post by *Little Leprechaun Gurl* on Jul 4, 2002 13:35:24 GMT -5
"Moo" "put more effort into it...like this MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "mo" "common nic you can do better then that....MOOOO!" "ok ok...Moo" *slurp* "Slurp?!" "yes as in cow kiss..but cows dont kiss they slurp" "MOOO!"
~~~~~~~~~~ "hows it going smokey day" "Nothing much smokey doo" *wink* "What the heck are you two talkinga bout?! I think both of you are high off the school ham!"
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Post by x n0ise on Jul 4, 2002 14:05:20 GMT -5
'BDD and K9.'
'Stupid BDD...ruined our dang 4th of July...idiot.'
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Post by *Little Leprechaun Gurl* on Jul 4, 2002 14:38:21 GMT -5
dot. speck. nooo .<----dot noooo.,----speck haha u messed it upppp dot. lol speck. dot. dot.speck. sounds good lol ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "hrhrhrhrh" "sounds like a pirate!" "yesh...hrrhrhrhhr" "hhhrhrhrhrhrhhrhrhhrhr!!!"
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