It's Good to be a Woman

[arikylal]

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3. Taxis stop for us.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

[Chao]

arikylal said:

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3. Taxis stop for us.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
^I dont either,and im a guy,strange,huh?

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
^I have never done sonething that disrespectful or perverted

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
^see #6

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

^ once again,WRONG.
I listen very well,and dont appreciate comments about
me behind my back,if you have something to say,
say it to my face. Dont even get me started talking
on "as a whole" because you are doing that right now,
telling me all guys do this,which is horribly wrong.

"Silly" can be defined as "laughing and giggling for half
an hour,with no apparent reason"
that would be half the girls in their teens.

[YourCapnSpeaking]

You tell 'em Chao!!!

But seriously, though. I am a perfect gentleman. I respect the ladies and if I make sexual jokes or anything like that (which I do maybe once every year), I am not serious. Trust me ... I stand up for my female friends.

I actually almost punched this sophomore because he was making cat calls at this senior who I am friends with. She didn't seem too bothered, but I gave him a nasty look and he backed down. Funny thing is, he had a girlfriend until recently ... wonder why ...

[Chao]

Same here Man.

I am in no way perverted.

believe me if you like.

I would of chased that sophmore down and beat him
up,in front of his g/f.(now EX-g/f)

Yes,that first post was very insulting,
at least to me.

[YourCapnSpeaking]

Well, considering the fine for fighting and the fact that his girlfriend at the time goes to a different school ... Ah well, problem solved. If I see him doin it again, I'll get in his face. That man is like two feet shorter than me. I won't punch him, I'll step on that boy ...

[arikylal]

My grandmother sent me this in an email, I did in no way write it or add to it. I just thought I'd share it.

[canola4life]

whatever, man. we get this every time someone tries to share something they think is funny. sorry if you feel that other people are responsible for your feelings.

*changed to fix types (black text in a black window, it happens from time to time)

[m]

This was meant as a friendly little jab. Shouldn't us guys be secure in ourselves enough to laugh along with it? I think so.

[YourCapnSpeaking]

Chao and I are just being sarcastic.

[arikylal]

I think maybe you have a warped view of sarcasm.

Sarcasm : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual

To me, you sounded quite serious, what with the stories that supported your comments and all.

[YourCapnSpeaking]

Those stories had nothing to do with what you posted ...

[Frosty The Ice-Bitch]

Man, why can't any one post anything as a JOKE on here without somone else taking it seriously?? It was all meant in good fun, nothing personal. People these days.....

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

So true!!