Post by Toxic-Avenger on Aug 5, 2002 9:36:54 GMT -5
1. Crying certainly is blackmail; why else do you think we do it?
2. Top of the list for the perfect present includes flowers, jewellery and fluffy, stuffed toys, NOT chocolates!
3. No, shopping is not a sport, it's a form of stress relief. Ever heard of Retail Therapy?
4. Football is not the only thing on the T.V. on a Saturday afternoon. And if it is, it shouldn't be.
5. Believe it or not, a guy who has had no experience is far more attractive than one who has had a lot.
6. You should respect our ability to remember the dates for the first time we met, the first date, the first kiss, etc.
7. We don't dress in revealing clothes just to please you.
8. If we have a problem, a hug will often do just as well as any words of wisdom.
9. You want attention from about a million girls? Cry.
10. If a girl ever makes you listen to a Love song, listen to the words. They are often what she does not have the guts to say herself.
11. The majority of us are not in love with Leonardo Di-Caprio - we're in love with Jack Dawson.
12. Following on from no. 11, there is a big difference between being 'in love' with someone and 'loving' someone.
13. The question "Do I look OK in this?" is not an opportunity to tell us which bits stick out the most - it's a chance to tell us how gorgeous we look.
14. If we say anything about size, shape, dieting or weight, we mean the opposite. Ever heard of the word "Reassurance"?
15. If we have something embarrassing like food between our teeth, skirt tucked in our knickers, or mascara smeared across our face, we need to be told... but not in a loud voice in front of 127 people.
16. We need more clothes than you do.
17. We'd rather you made us feel slightly special all year round than very special three times a year.
18. If you want us to speak to you at all during the following week, end the argument with a hug.
19. An action/thriller/horror movie is NOT the best place to take a girl on the first date, stick to the romantic-comedy, at least until you know her well enough to argue with her.
20. We do know that asking us to dance does not automatically mean you want us to get married to you and have babies.
2. Top of the list for the perfect present includes flowers, jewellery and fluffy, stuffed toys, NOT chocolates!
3. No, shopping is not a sport, it's a form of stress relief. Ever heard of Retail Therapy?
4. Football is not the only thing on the T.V. on a Saturday afternoon. And if it is, it shouldn't be.
5. Believe it or not, a guy who has had no experience is far more attractive than one who has had a lot.
6. You should respect our ability to remember the dates for the first time we met, the first date, the first kiss, etc.
7. We don't dress in revealing clothes just to please you.
8. If we have a problem, a hug will often do just as well as any words of wisdom.
9. You want attention from about a million girls? Cry.
10. If a girl ever makes you listen to a Love song, listen to the words. They are often what she does not have the guts to say herself.
11. The majority of us are not in love with Leonardo Di-Caprio - we're in love with Jack Dawson.
12. Following on from no. 11, there is a big difference between being 'in love' with someone and 'loving' someone.
13. The question "Do I look OK in this?" is not an opportunity to tell us which bits stick out the most - it's a chance to tell us how gorgeous we look.
14. If we say anything about size, shape, dieting or weight, we mean the opposite. Ever heard of the word "Reassurance"?
15. If we have something embarrassing like food between our teeth, skirt tucked in our knickers, or mascara smeared across our face, we need to be told... but not in a loud voice in front of 127 people.
16. We need more clothes than you do.
17. We'd rather you made us feel slightly special all year round than very special three times a year.
18. If you want us to speak to you at all during the following week, end the argument with a hug.
19. An action/thriller/horror movie is NOT the best place to take a girl on the first date, stick to the romantic-comedy, at least until you know her well enough to argue with her.
20. We do know that asking us to dance does not automatically mean you want us to get married to you and have babies.
