Post by Toxic-Avenger on Feb 27, 2002 10:33:04 GMT -5
1. You know stuff about tanks.
2. Phone calls are over in 30 seconds.
3. Duct tape and a dozen roses, fix everything.
4. You're in the store, you buy her something because you
want to.
5. Take a shower, out the door in ten minutes.
6. Bridal gown, two grand. Tux rental, 80 bucks.
7. You and your buddy can stay silent during a long drive and
neither will think, "He's mad at me."
8. When a girl kisses you, it doesn't matter HOW they kiss. <br>
9 If you see a guy wearing the same thing at a gathering,
you just might become lifelong friends.
10. A girl's hands are always so soft and warm, or cold and <br>soft. Either way it doesn't matter, because they feel so
nice in mine.
11. A six pack of underwear, five bucks.
12. We only need two pairs of shoes.
13. She hugs me, when I leave, and even after several
hours, I can still smell her perfume or soap. It's like she's
still with me.
14. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
15. There may be a feature, like her nose, that she doesn't
like. I see her nose and think, "She's got the cutest nose."
16. She may fret about her hair or appearance, and all I can
think of is, "I can't beleive I won the heart of this beautiful girl, this wonderful person." Of course I'm going to tell her that.
17. She gives or makes me something, a bracelet, necklace,
or whatever. She says it looks "dumb." Even so, it becomes my prized possession. I wear it until it wears out, I put it in a prominent place or put safely away. Taking it out once in a while as if it's some rare treasure. And it is!
2. Phone calls are over in 30 seconds.
3. Duct tape and a dozen roses, fix everything.
4. You're in the store, you buy her something because you
want to.
5. Take a shower, out the door in ten minutes.
6. Bridal gown, two grand. Tux rental, 80 bucks.
7. You and your buddy can stay silent during a long drive and
neither will think, "He's mad at me."
8. When a girl kisses you, it doesn't matter HOW they kiss. <br>
9 If you see a guy wearing the same thing at a gathering,
you just might become lifelong friends.
10. A girl's hands are always so soft and warm, or cold and <br>soft. Either way it doesn't matter, because they feel so
nice in mine.
11. A six pack of underwear, five bucks.
12. We only need two pairs of shoes.
13. She hugs me, when I leave, and even after several
hours, I can still smell her perfume or soap. It's like she's
still with me.
14. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
15. There may be a feature, like her nose, that she doesn't
like. I see her nose and think, "She's got the cutest nose."
16. She may fret about her hair or appearance, and all I can
think of is, "I can't beleive I won the heart of this beautiful girl, this wonderful person." Of course I'm going to tell her that.
17. She gives or makes me something, a bracelet, necklace,
or whatever. She says it looks "dumb." Even so, it becomes my prized possession. I wear it until it wears out, I put it in a prominent place or put safely away. Taking it out once in a while as if it's some rare treasure. And it is!
