Favorite Movie Quotes; List Yours

[Toxic-Avenger]

What are your favorite lines? They might be from your favorite movie, or from a movie that wasn't so great but the line was good, sad, or funny.

Independence Day

"Love. All you need is love. John Lennon, shot in the back very sad."

"I ain't heard no fat lady!"

"You are not going the shoot that green s**t at me!"

"Can you really fly that thing?"
"Can you really do all that bulls**** you just said?"

"I was supposed to be on vacation but, nooo. Here I am, dragging your heavy ass, your dreadlocks across the burning sand. AND WHAT'S THAT SMELL? I could have been at a barbeque!"

Star Wars

"Uh, everything is fine, everything's fine, we're all fine down here . . . now . . . thank you. How are you?"

"It's not so bad, it could be worse."
(Machinery and creature sound)
"It's worse."

"One thing's for sure, we're all going to be alot thinner!"

"Hey, kid. Do you think a guy like me and a princess like her would--"
"No!"

"Chewie's right, where did you dig up that old fossil?"

"I smelled your foul stench when I was brought on board."

"Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?"

"I don't care what you smell, get in there you big furry oaf!"

Your Turn

[busybodies]

"Abu, this is no time to panic... Start panicking!"- Aladdin
Okay, that didn't sound so good. Maybe you need to see it for yourself I crack up every time I see it.

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her"- Notting Hill.
I start crying right when she says that. I can be very cheesy.

"I found this and thought... cool... kinda spacey"- Notting Hill.

I have a load more that I can't remember right now. I shall be back.

[Keista1]

"I led you here, for I am Sparticus" That Thing You Do

"Shut Up!!!" The Princess Diaries

Those are stupid, I know. But they were the only ones I could think of!

[Michaelangelo]

"That's just what we need. A cock in a frock on a rock." -Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
"No no no, dead broad off the table!" -Shrek
"Antici...pation!" and "It's just a jump to the left / And then a step to the riiiiight..." -The Rocky Horror Picture Show
"Do you wanna hear the most annoying sound ever? HRHRHHHRHEEEEEEEHHH!!!" -Dumb & Dumber
"There is no spoon." -The Matrix
Hmm. I'll be back with more later.
Love,
~Mike

[Michaelangelo]

More quotes! Wack-o.
"What do you think we are, a couple of woodpecker jackasses?" -Ocean's 11
"Um, yeah, you're behind the couch. I can see your feet." -Scary Movie
"Danny, you're gonna be a daddy!" "No...you are." -Pearl Harbor
"You mean a sensual back mas-sage?" -Austin Powers II
Love,
~Mike

[x n0ise]

This could turn into my favorite thread!

'I have exerciiiiiised the demons! This house is clea'a!' ~Ace Ventura, Pet Detective (My favorite movie, might I add!)

'Ventura'
'Yes, Satan? Ooh, I mean, hi Mr. Shikadance! Sorry 'bout that. Must have mistaken ya for someone else, there sir!' ~Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

'Alrighty then!' ~Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

'It's alliiiivvvvee! It's alliiivvvveee!' ~Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

La-hoo-sa-her!' ~Ace Ventura, Pet Detective


Okay, okay...I LOVE that movie! It's such a classic! I'll be back with more! I love movies!

[Cassiopeia]

"I only speak two languages, English and bad English" ~ Bruce Willis (Fifth Element)

"If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything" ~ Michael J. Fox (Back to the Future)

"And this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy" ~ Allyson Hannigan (American Pie)

"Did they put mayonaise on it? Can you tell me why they do that? Every red-blooded American knows that there is only one condiment you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger, and that's KETCHUP! Or maybe some of that special sauce you all love so much here in Canada! And I think that even has some mayonaise in it. But I swear, when they slop that mayonaise on that burger, I could kill somebody." ~ Bruce Willis (The Whole Nine Yard)

"Now I know this might be hard--I mean, difficult. But safe sex is really important. So try to imagine that the bananas are the real thing, in a land called 'Every Man's Fantasy'" ~ Molly Shannon (Never Been Kissed)

[Toxic-Avenger]

Hey, -=fruitiness=-, how about:

"Do NOT go in there. Whoo!" Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. It's after he wrestles that shark.

[*foxxykiwi*]

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her." ~ Notting Hill. It made me cry too Lankan Lass

"Some birds just weren't meant to be caged, their feathers are too beautiful." ~ The Shawshank Redemption

"If you take big risks, you get big rewards." ~ Summer Catch

"You were expecting Prince Charming?" ~ Shrek

[Larigirl]

What is it with you people? what kind of twisted upbringing did you have? Why can't you just say, "that'll be a hundred gold coins"? no, it's gotta be "not untill you lay a magic egg" or "not untill you count the hairs on a giant's a**!"
(Tony Lewis - The Tenth Kingdom)

[pettyluv]

"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"

"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Ripper: Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
Mandrake: Well, I can't say I have.
Ripper: Vodka, that's what they drink, isn't it? Never water?
Mandrake: Well, I-I believe that's what they drink, Jack, yes.
Ripper: On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.
Mandrake: Oh, eh, yes. I, uhm, can't quite see what you're getting at, Jack...

"Sir! I have a plan. Heh. (He realizes he is standing up.) Mein Fuehrer, I can walk!"

Dr. Strangelove: or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

"Here's lookin' at you, kid."

"Play it again, Sam."

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

Casablanca

"Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn."

Gone With the Wind

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

Apocalypse Now

[DirtyMagic]

"Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT." ~American Beauty

"I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life." ~American Beauty

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." ~The Usual Suspects

"I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that f****d-up bar." ~Dogma

"You people! If it hasn't been made into a movie, it's not worth knowing about, is that it?" ~Dogma

"I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?" ~Clerks

[*foxxykiwi*]

"O'Hana means family, and family means no one gets left behind, or forgotten" ~ Lilo and Stitch.
... I must say, that was a very cute movie and I thought the quote was kinda inspirational in a way

[DancinQT7610]

"Opra Winfrey is my idol"

"I'm not dancing for them anymore...I'm dancing for myself."

Center Stage

"Can I use my nose?" awww....

"We'll always be best friends"

The fox and the hound

"Stupid llamas"

"And then and then and then and then and then"

"Idiots...yours says dude and yours says sweet."

Dude where's my car?

[Ragebøx]

Robin Hood: Men In Tights:
"Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent."
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"Why don't we fox them?"
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Sheriff of Rottingham: Pardon me sir, but wasn't your mole on the...other side of your face?
Prince John [in shock]: I have a mole?!
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Blinkin: This never would have happened if your father had been here.
Robin Hood: He's dead?!
Blinkin: Yes.
Robin Hood: And my mother?
Blinkin: She died of pneumonia while -- while you were away.
Robin Hood: My dog Pongo?
Blinkin: Run over by a carriage.
Robin Hood: My goldfish Goldie?
Blinkin: Eaten by the cat.
Robin Hood: My cat?
Blinkin: Choked on the goldfish. Oh, it's great to be home, ain't it, Master Robin?


Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"I'm not dead yet!"
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"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!
I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"


Tommy Boy
"Who's your favorite little rascal? Alfalfa...or is it Spanky? Sinner."
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"Fat guy in a little coat...Fat guy in a little coat."
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"We're family, we're gonna be doing lots of dumb stuff together. Wait 'til Christmas."


Black Sheep
"Kill Whitey!"
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"I'm surprised we can't count on a guy who lives in a school bus surrounded by mines."


Major Payne
"Welcome to the house of Payne."
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"Killin' is my business, and business is good."
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"So, what do you do for fun?"
"Well... I like to hang in my closet upside-down blindfolded and try to put my
gun together real quick before my nose starts to bleed."
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"You want sympathy? You better look in the dictionary between 'shit' and 'syphilis'."


Bedazzled
"Oh, damn the Devil! Damn the Devil to Hell!"
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"Allison, wait! Allison! I'll get into your pants!"


Throw Momma From the Train
Momma: Who the hell are you?!
Larry: I'm Owen's friend.
Momma: Owen doesn't have a friend!
Larry: That's because he's shy.
Momma: No he's not. He's fat and he's stupid!
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"She's not a woman. She's the Terminator."
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Momma: Your friend had an accident, he's dead! You go bowling and leave a corpse to take care of me!
Owen: He's dead?
Momma: See for yourself.
Owen: Larry! My friend, my friend...Larry!
Momma: 'My friend! My friend!' You big crybaby. Go bury him in the yard before he stinks up the place.