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Post by Cassiopeia on Feb 19, 2002 22:18:46 GMT -5
This is going to sound really dumb, but when I was little (around 5 or 6) I thought that when people died and went to heaven, their bodies actually went to heaven. I found out this wasn't true when my great-grandmother passed away, and I asked if her body was "still there". My mom explained to me that their soul goes up to heaven, not their body. Although, you have to admit that it's a pretty reasonable thing for a little kid to think. If they don't know what a soul is, they're going to assume that if you say the person goes to heaven, that their body goes there. It's kind of funny though. Can you imagine if that actually happened? "Oh, there goes John Smith up in the sky. I guess he died today. Hurry, you might miss him." LOL!
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Post by crushed_diamonds on Feb 22, 2002 13:44:38 GMT -5
The stupidest thing I thought as a kid was... I thought when moms and dads wanted babies all they had to do was agree that they wanted one and they'd open the door and there'd be a baby.. Or they wouldfind a baby lyin on the street put by god.. LOL needless to say I never saw that happen or anyone tell me about it.. I was such a werid kid..  |
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Post by burtonangel146 on Feb 22, 2002 20:51:49 GMT -5
hmm..the STUPIDEST thing..hmmm
i guess it had to be ummm hmmm well when i lived in this one house i was like 5 or 7 years old and we had a woodstove in the basement and this thing behind it glew blue and my dad always told me a ghost stayed in there and thats why it was blue so i was always afriad to go in the basment when i saw the thing glowing blue
pathetic now isnt it!?!
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Post by Spazmatikal on Feb 22, 2002 21:35:53 GMT -5
hahah... i thought teachers had no first names, they were just like Mrs. Smith... and that's what everyone would call them, even out of school. i also thought teachers lived at school, like in the walls or something. oi vey. i was a stupid kid.  i also thought i could stand up and pee, just like my three older brothers. boy was i wrong! |
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Post by scottishgoddess on Feb 23, 2002 2:02:53 GMT -5
Well the stupidest thing I thought was... sex meant kissing when you were naked.. lol. I never really knew how someone could get pregnant from doing that!
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Post by BlissfulGnome on Feb 25, 2002 17:25:10 GMT -5
^^^LOL me too!!! I also went through a stage where I absolutely was positive that I was a boy!! ::)I don't know why, but I did hahaha!!
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Post by Michaelangelo on Feb 25, 2002 22:59:32 GMT -5
Hmm...I know I thought lots of stupid things. I can't remember 'em now, though! Oh, I used to think the WTC was the same thing as the Empire State Building. (Sadness.  ) I thought oral sex was talking dirty on the phone. I dunno...I know I thought a lot of stupid things I'm forgetting now. I'll come back with more when I remember!!! lol. Love, ~The Kitten~ |
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Post by IAmMe on Mar 6, 2002 23:16:35 GMT -5
When I was about five, I asked my mom where babies came from. I suppose she was somewhat lost for words, but she sat down with me, and explained to me simply that when two parents choose to have a kid, the daddy has a seed which he gives to the mommy, and that nine months later, a baby was created.
It was a good explanation, and factual, but it certainly planted some ideas inside my naive childish mind. I imagined that the 'seed' was the kind that came from plants, and that for the male to give the seed to the female, she had to swallow it, or consume it one way or the other.
About six years later, I learnt the proper process of reproduction, with proper terms.
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Post by mommies little monster on Mar 10, 2002 0:01:50 GMT -5
I used to think that when I turned off the TV, that whatever I was watching would pause till I turned on the tv again. I also used to think that every country in the world was in the United States.
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Post by lilblondie1892 on Mar 11, 2002 22:37:21 GMT -5
i thought...
*that the t.v. was like real life going on inside a lil box or something so the people could just jump right out into my house and be there w/ me. lol i was crazy
* when u stuck ur foot in the lake the fish would bit at ur feet, and that has scarred me for life cuz i still think that lol
* girls could pee standing up
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Post by britney_spears on Mar 12, 2002 21:42:03 GMT -5
Haha i was a very odd child!!
*i thought that the doctor would be able to tell that I was eating candy by taking my X ray and seeing the sticky candy stuck to my rib cage adn everything! I have no idea how I thought of that one
*My mom told me that babys are born "when God thinks its the right time, he plants a seed in the Mommy's tummy..."
*oh...my brother always thought that ya know how if you drink something and it "goes down the wrong tube"? well, he took that literally adn thought that certain beverages had certain "tubes" inside of you that they go down. the reason you would cough is because the drink literally "went down the wrong tube"! haha
I'm sure there are many many more things, but I cant think of anything now!!
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Post by tootrickyforyou on Mar 14, 2002 22:09:50 GMT -5
Lol, I thought that having sex was kissing *certian* body parts. I thought of alot more stupid things, but I can't remember them at the moment |
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Post by hahaimgoofy on Mar 16, 2002 22:08:25 GMT -5
OMG! I thought oral sex was on the phone too! LOL! Oh yea, I also thought my insides had Rugrats wallpaper, people on TV were miniture people and actually lived there & would just entertain us for the fun of it, that I was constantly being watched by cameras, and that babies came from kissing! I've grown up a lot! |
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Post by lilblondie1892 on Mar 18, 2002 17:18:35 GMT -5
i also thought that everything was fake like the whole world was just not real, and it was like when u play w/ barbies or something and like someone just made a town and ppl and everything and when we went somewhere they like had 2 make us go, and when we were sleeping they werent playing w/ us, they were makein another family do stuff! lol i was crazy
*i thought that when someone said ohh the food just went down the rong tube, it really did do down the wrong tube!
*i thought when there was a thunderstorm it was because god was mad at us, so he made it thunder, or he was bowling w/ the angels.
*i always thought that liek when ur not there ur toys talked and did stuff like on toy story, then when u were comin they just jumped back into place.
*i thought that when someone raped u, he just made u sit in his house naked w/o ur clothes on
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Post by amtrack on Mar 19, 2002 23:40:01 GMT -5
When i was little, i used to think that I was perfect, and that my family was perfect. My family being my Grandfather and my Grandmother. I thought that we would all be together forever, and be healthy and all that crap. Now, i know that i was wrong. - monkey |
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) I thought oral sex was talking dirty on the phone. I dunno...I know I thought a lot of stupid things I'm forgetting now. I'll come back with more when I remember!!! lol.
