Old laws that are still on the books

[Toxic-Avenger]

There's a law in Alabamba that says you can drive on the wrong side of the road IF you have a lantern on your car.

And in Boston, you cannot eat more than three sandwiches at a funeral.

[excessive_energy2]

In California-  <br>1) Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
2) Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
3) Bathhouses are against the law.  <br>4) It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
5) Women may not drive in a house coat.Bye Bye Mommie
6) No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.No, really, jeez!
7) Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.  <br>8.In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs

Here are some cities in California

Belvedere-
   City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."How sad
Carmel-
Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk.What do I stand in the street
Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.

Hollywood-
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time. Right, like I would want to and how the heck do you fit 2,000 sheep down that street
Pasadena-
It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss

San Diego-
It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.
The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250. I'm in trouble

San Francisco-
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash. Ya think Petco sells Elephant Leashes
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. How depressing
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.

    These made me laugh!